napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
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- “I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.”
- “So do you live right in this area? Or what?” “Right under the bridge here. In a cave. Actually, you can’t pass. You’ve got to solve a riddle. I have to give you a…
